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We have a few people in Sheepspeed who can only be described as interesting characters, here are some more details on them


Endaf (Dev) Owens

Name:

Endaf Owens

Title:

Sheepspeed President and Founder Member

Age:

30

Races:

Mini Miglia

Likes:

Rhiannon, Kenny Rogers, Six Pack, farting, burgers

Dislikes

His bed being broken and cheese

Email:

endaf@sheepspeed.com

Jimbo (Jimster) Lyons

Name:

Jim Lyons (aka Jimbo, electic Jim, cuddles 2)

Title:

Sheepspeed Chairman and Mr Fix It

Age:

29

Races:

hahaha funny, but he does have a Mini Turbo, and dreams of a miglia

Likes:

DD Cups, Laura, Turbo's and anything with wires

Dislikes

Warm Beer, queues, and birds who don't smile

Email:

eric@sheepspeed.com

Mark Chandler

Name:

Mark Chandler (Cuddles)

Title:

Mr Setup

Age:

Old enough to be Lucy's Dad

Races:

Ex miglia Racer, now drives some french thing

Likes:

Food, calculators, and lots of cuddles

Dislikes

Cold bacon rolls

   
Dave Edgecombe

Name:

Dave Edgecombe (cuddles 3)

Title:

Team valve bender

Age:

29 (as good as dead, married with a kid)

Races:

ex Endaf Owens Miglia

Likes:

Kerrie, Racing the Miglia & beer

Dislikes

Bent valves, wires & racing in the wet

Email:

dave@edgecoms.co.uk

Owen Stinchcombe

Name:

Owen Stinchcombe (aka Andrew)

Title:

Dark Horse

Age:

27

Races:

ex Tim Simms Miglia

Likes:

Jonesy, horses, Jonesy in a horse outfit, most animals, Jonesy dressed as most animals

Dislikes

Jonesy not talking to him after a lovers tif.

Email:

owen@edgecoms.co.uk

Aled (Tanky) Jones

Name:

Aled Jones (aka Tank)

Title:

Sheepspeed Head of Security

Age:

Unknown

Races:

Ebay Autograss Class 2 Nova (Which cost more than Growler Evo II)

Likes:

Holes, sheep, having a good shit

Dislikes

Anything without holes

Email:

tanky@sheepspeed.com

Jonesy (Sly Wee Man)

Name:

Adam Jones (aka Jonesy)

Title:

Sheepspeed Final Apprentice

Age:

12

Races:

Class5, Class 10 and no doubt mini 7 very soon

Likes:

Girls over 4ft tall, winning and all breeds of sheep

Dislikes

Girls over 4ft 2ins tall, bathing, spending money

Paul Evans (Cnwc)

Name:

Paul Evans (aka Cnwc, the length)

Title:

Sheepspeed Chief Mechanic and World Renowned Tyre Pressure Consultant

Age:

Very old

Races:

nut gun

Likes:

Elvis Presley, Elvis his dog, wood, chilling out and masturbating

Dislikes

Technology

 

Jase

Name:

Jason (aka Jase)

Title:

Sheepspeed Pimp

Age:

 

Races:

Fast girls

Likes:

Big sheep, fat sheep, ugly sheep, small sheep, thin sheep oh and sheep

Dislikes

 

 

Oily

Name:

Emyr Evans (aka Oily)

Title:

Sheepspeed Head of Fire Department

Age:

28

Races:

Autograss Class 6 Seat Arosa

Likes:

Porn, Gale, playing with his big hose and sheep

Dislikes

Spinning

Oily Bach

Name:

Rhydian Evans (aka Oily Bach)

Title:

Sheepspeed 3rd Year Apprentice

Age:

 

Races:

Autograss Class 4

Likes:

Playing with his enormous hose (yes girls…enormous), smelly feet and sheep

Dislikes

 

Shag

Name:

Andrew (aka Shag)

Title:

Sheepspeed Team Manager and Loudest Snorer

Age:

Really Bloody old!

Races:

Scalectrix

Likes:

Snoring, sheep

Dislikes

work

Emma (Big Sis) Owens

Name:

Emma Owens (aka Big Sis)

Title:

Sheepspeed Catering assistant

Age:

Unknown

Races:

VW Golf

Likes:

Men

Dislikes

 

Email:

bigsis@sheepspeed.com

Dance

Name:

Matt Dance (aka Dance)

Title:

Sheepspeed Piss Artist and 1 st Year Apprentice

Age:

21

Races:

Autograss Class 4 mini

Likes:

Swimming, chatting up girls and sheep

Dislikes

Unsheared sheep (wool gets too matted)

Helen (push on queen) Grainger

Name:

Helen Grainger (aka Push on Queen)

Title:

Sheepspeed Secretary

Age:

Not known

Races:

Autograss Class 4 Mini Pickup and anything else she can get her hands on

Likes:

Men, Elvis, Robbie Williams, alcohol

Dislikes

Male chauvinists, being sick, whiskey, bad breath

Email:

Miss.B.ollock@sheepspeed.com

Laura (DD Cup Massive) James

Name:

Laura (aka DD)  (now and F cup)

Title:

Sheepspeed Bitch

Age:

22

Races:

Quads and the tow car

Likes:

Jim, her DD's, Blue WKD

Dislikes

Dirty Hands, slow drivers

Email:

laura@sheepspeed.com

Rhiannon (Moggsy)

Name:

Rhiannon (Dev's Bitch)

Title:

Sheepspeed Bitch, and Caterting

Age:

23

Races:

Hot Dog Van

Likes:

Party, Party, Party!

Dislikes

Jimbo Staring at her DD's